Chapter 4: Market Wahala and Small Wins
I carry Shina go market.
First time for real Benue market, with all the shouting, sellers dey drag customer, pepper dey scatter everywhere. E never go market before, the wahala and noise dey worry am, e just dey frown.
E hold my wrapper, dey shift from leg to leg, eye dey sharp like hawk, dey look every new face. I no expect am do anything, just make e help me carry bag.
But the WhatsApp comments get their own wahala. My phone dey vibrate for bed, but na only for my mind WhatsApp dey ring:
[See as wahala boy dey form big man for market.]
[E just dey look as e sister dey do everything. That spoiled look dey vex me.]
[Wetin you want make e do? The boy dey suffer. As e sister, you suppose dey pamper am.]
I no send them, just waka go vegetable stand, pick small ugu, ask: "Aunty, how much be this one?"
The woman dey fan herself with old newspaper. "Six hundred fifty," she answer, eye sharp, dey check me like say I fit run with her leaf.
I price am, bring am down to six hundred, collect free scent leaf join.
I wink, tease am: "Aunty, abeg, this your ugu get spiritual power? E too fresh!"
She laugh, "Na so e be, my daughter!"
As a proper Naija babe, if you no price for market, dem go use your head chop suya. Shina just dey look me, e face like say e dey lost.
E dey use eye dey study, as if e dey learn new language. I think say e dey shame, wan explain, but I leave am.
Until we reach meat side.
The butcher, Aunty Blessing, na young woman, sharp mouth: "Fine girl, two thousand eight hundred."
I wan pay, na im the boy beside me talk, voice small: "Sister, you fit price am? Make am two thousand seven hundred."
I shock, look am.
Shina face still strong, but e ear red like tomato.
E stand with chest out small, like say e just join market union. [See as wahala boy dey learn to price for market! First time, e face strong like say na business meeting!]
[Laugh wan kill me, see as sister dey look am!]
[Who dey price meat with straight face like this?]
True talk.
The whole thing funny, I wan laugh, but my heart just soft.
Na the first time my brother use voice for outside, and na for my sake. But Shina mean business.
Aunty Blessing just laugh: "No wahala, small boy."
She collect the money, shake head like say e no believe. As e win, Shina look me, eye dey shine.
I pinch him cheek.
I use that chance tease am, "Market don dey change you o!"
Ehen, e dey cute.