Chapter 1: Wahala Dream and Morning Slap
After I finally managed to become a couple with the alpha husband I’d been secretly crushing on, na that night one kind heavy dream jam me.
E be like God wan test my patience that night; as I just close my eyes, wahala land. For that dream, na those Nollywood wahala dreams, where husband go dey kneel down for rain dey beg wife, after e don mess up. I just dey like background extra for my own marriage—na only to clear road for my husband and him real babe, the main woman, I dey useful.
The more I think am after I wake up, the more vex just dey boil for my belle. I just turn, look Olumide wey still dey sleep, my spirit dey quarrel. For my mind, I dey hear my aunt voice: "No let man use your head!" Before I know, I give am one hot slap for face.
My husband wake up, still dey do like person wey never clear from sleep, see say I dey cry dey vex, na im e just turn the other side of him face give me. "Wife, no vex. If your hand dey pain you, use the other one slap me join."