Chapter 4: How E Take Start

Me and Fisayo na just body matter. To talk am plain, na friends with benefits we be. Half year ago, the straight guy wey I dey crush for get babe. My heart break, I go bar go drown my sorrows. Na there I jam Fisayo. E too dey vex that day, even person try put something for him drink. As better person, I help am comot for bar. But the guy no too pure—na so e start to dey touch me. I too, I no fit resist as I see him fine face, before I know, we land for bed. As I dey look him face, I just kiss am back.

The first time, both of us dey do like learner. But after that, we understand ourselves. We no gree sleep till day break. Afterwards, we agree: No feelings, just body. Once every week. For that side, we too match. Every time we meet, e be like say we wan break bed. E really help me as I dey work like machine. We no too know each other for personal side. I think say e be normal office guy like me. Work hard during the week, meet for weekend to cool body. Who go believe say na MD the guy be? And no be just any MD—na my company own! Wetin I go talk?

Sometimes when I dey chop shawarma for Ajose Adeogun, I dey wonder whether na this kain Lagos magic dey bring people together. Two people fit dey run their hustle, next thing you know, wahala don tie una together like ogbono soup. See me now, who for think say bedmate na company MD? This life, e get as e be.