Chapter 2: Wetin I See for Screen

After I search for long, I come find out say this game dey very popular for foreign websites: "100 Challenges to Destroy Your Partner."

I just dey wonder, who get time to dey invent this kain wickedness? For Naija, even small prank, people go shout, "Abeg, you wan use jazz?" But see as dem carry bad belle dey use style take teach person how to wound im own.

The logic behind this challenge na wah. Dem dey talk say to love yourself dey more important pass to love another person, so because of that, you suppose complete 100 challenges wey go hurt your lover.

As I read that philosophy, I hiss. For this our land, person wey dey reason like this, dem go say e get spiritual problem. Na which kain love be that? E shock me.

The thing dey hard small small as you dey go.

From challenge 30, blood go dey. From 50, na cheating. After 80, e don spoil finish.

I no fit imagine how normal person fit think of these 100 wicked challenges. Ethics, morals, law, even humanity, dem just scatter everything.

If na for village, elders go call family meeting, say abomination don happen. Wetin I dey see so pass juju.

I no even get strength to imagine how dem take create am. But my wife own, she don reach the last part of the challenge.

I dey look her profile picture. The name get nothing special. Ordinary. But na the small red earring for the avatar, I sabi am well. E be like make I shout, but na inside my throat the sound jam wall.

As if say she wan prove say na true she dey do am, many of her challenge entries get photo or video join.

For Challenge 51, she kiss another man. Even though dem blur the photo, you fit still see the lips and tongue.

My body just dey hot. For Naija, na big wahala if dem catch woman like that. If dem catch woman for my side like this, elders go call family meeting, even my mama go faint. E no even matter if na camera dey or na live. I dey imagine my uncle face if he see am, e go shout, "Abomination!"

Challenge 52: Tell another man say you no love am. Completed.

Challenge 53: Tell another man im most shameful secret. Completed.

Challenge 54: Make sexual joke for another man. Completed.

These three challenges na the same video dem use. The video dark, but you go see say dem dey inside keke, man dey for passenger seat, and she dey whisper for im ear: "I no love am at all. I no fit ever marry person like am. The thing dey even make me wan vomit. You know say e no even be like man, na just beast. By the way, I buy new stockings. You like am? If you wan see, I go show you as you want..."

The thing just dey pain me. Keke na normal place for Naija couple gist, but this one get another meaning. Wetin she dey do for that dark, close space, dey give another man gist wey suppose dey private for husband and wife?

My wife voice just dey sweet and seductive. I never hear her talk like that before.

The voice sweet pass honey, the kind way small pikin dey use beg for gala. But the pain for my chest worse pass heartbreak song for Fuji party.

She give her real woman side to another person.

As I dey reason am, na so my mind dey float. This one pass family disgrace, e be like say dem pour pepper for my eye. My fist just dey tight like I dey ready to punch wall. My mind blank.

I just clench my fists. My head blank, all the blood for my body dey rush anyhow.

I try calm myself, but my eyes and finger no gree, I still dey scroll down.

I dey wonder why I no fit just drop the phone, but as if juju dey push me, I dey scroll more.

Challenge 55: Lean for another man body by yourself. Completed.

Challenge 56: Show another man your sexiest underwear. Completed.

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Challenge 60: Tell another man your best style. Completed.

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Challenge 70: Hold another man hand waka for busy street. Completed.

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Challenge 80: Sleep for the same place with another man, but nothing go happen. Completed.

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Challenge 90: Sleep with another man. Pending.

Suddenly, the page refresh by itself.

Challenge 90: Sleep with another man. Completed.

I dey wait. I dey watch.

For this Lagos, even sleep run from my eye. Tomorrow fit change everything.