Chapter 6: Investigation

I remember the guy license plate from last night. Plus, na him pikin dey learn dance from my babe. E no hard to find out who he be. The bastard name na Adekunle Ajayi. Tall, belly small, but e face sharp like person wey dey chop money. Na deputy general manager for one company, dey drive big car, dey live for big house for Palm Grove Estate. Na big man. Since when him wife get belle for their second pikin, na so he dey carry their daughter go dance class anytime him get time. From there, he and my babe come dey close.

I ask my mechanic for junction, "Oga, you sabi this number?" Within two days, the full gist drop for my hand. For Lagos, if you get small money, e no hard to find person. The kain waka the man dey waka shock me.

One area boy for junction, sharp guy, na him I send message. I pay am small, make e help me follow Adekunle for some days. I come see say, apart from my babe, the guy still dey with him ex, and he don go massage parlour at least two times. Na real useless man. Him wife get belle, he still dey run up and down.

For Naija, e get as e dey pain when you see big man dey misbehave, dey use small girls play. Na so dem dey do.

I gather all the chat between him and my babe, pictures of him and him ex dey chop, proof say he go massage parlour. I even get him wife number. I wan send everything give the wife. But I reason say e fit no give me the best result. Now wey I get dirt on am, if I wan finish am, I gats make sure say e no fit stand again.

I dey look all the evidence, dey ask myself, "I go gain anything if I scatter their marriage? Or I just wan clear my mind?"

As for my babe, she dey act like say she dey love. Dey live with me every day, but always dey smile for phone. Dey treat me like say I blind. Even her cloth self don dey short, she dey come house late. I tell am make she dey careful for front of her students, she say I too old school, say I dey boring. No wahala, I boring. That useless man get style.

For my mind, I dey see how Naija girls dey change once sugar daddy enter matter. All those perfume and bag wey she dey flaunt for Instagram, na another man dey buy am. My chest dey heavy, but I dey pretend say I no know.

Na later I find out say all the new bag and perfume wey she claim say she buy online, na the guy buy for her. The two of them even plan trip go private resort for Osun. My babe use her usual trick again, say she dey go with her bestie. I still act like better boyfriend, tell her to enjoy, call me if she need ride. As she comot, I just follow her quietly.

For this Lagos, if you wan catch person, you go use your sense, shine eye, waka soft. I carry my small phone, dey record, dey wait.

For this Lagos, heartbreak dey wear fine cloth—na me dey wear am tonight.